The Other Guys (2010).

The Other Guys (2010):

ALLEN: Desk pop.

ALLEN: Big boy pants!

ALLEN: Shouldn't we tell Mauch that we're going to check this place out?

TERRY: For what? We're just going to check it out. I know but it's procedure.

ALLEN: Terry answers to no one. I do what I do.

ALLEN: What accounting firm is closed at 11:00 a.m. on a Tuesday? TERRY: This is a shithole.

(Explosion) (Allen & Terry Groaning) MAN: I love bombs.

ALLEN: I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh my God!

ALLEN: How do they walk away in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them?!

ALLEN: There's no way! I call bullshit on that!

ALLEN: When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star and it was followed by the explosion

that was bullshit!

TERRY: Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate! (Terry Groans)

ALLEN: I need an MRI. I need an MRI! I've got soft tissue damage.

ALLEN: There's no way I don't have soft tissue damage. Please stop.

ALLEN: I just wanna go somewhere and breastfeed right now!